Eli Burnstein
About
Eli Burnstein is a Canadian writer based in the UK. His humour writing has appeared in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, and Points in Case.
He is the author of Dictionary of Fine Distinctions (2024). His forthcoming book, Phrased & Confused (2026), is now available for pre-order.
He also runs a spelling bee.
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