Eli Burnstein

Selected Publications

 


McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Sitters Anonymous,” April 25, 2018


Points in Case

Boarding Announcements for the Class Conscious,” July 24, 2019


McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

5 Reasons Treadmill Desks Are the next Big Thing,” September 21, 2017


The Alpine Review

Past Perfect,” December 12, 2016


Azure Magazine

11 Articles, November 2016 – April 2017


Lapham’s Quarterly

Rome’s Nether Regions,” December 13, 2010